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Face Seat Pad

Print your Face on a Seatpad

from $99.00

Print your face on a seat pad and sit yourself down somewhere comfortable. D-shaped to suit a variety of d...

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Ships In 2 - 3 days
Ships In 2 - 3 days
Production time: Ships In 2 - 3 days
Delivery time: 3-5 days, several options available.
We are fast, and print most products in one day if you order before 7am EDT/4am PDT. Excludes delivery time.
Delivery: $12.95
Delivery: $12.95
- Delivery: $12.95
- Western European: $23
- Other European: $23
- US $24
- Australia / Japan: $38
- Rest Of The World: $33
Handmade
Handmade
Lovingly made by our talented artisans here in our studios

Product information

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

Well, not physically, but you know... You can print whoever you like onto a face seat pad for you to sit on time and time again. It may not have exactly the same...ahem...effect as if you were to do so for realsies, but let's face it, if you're using a celebrity snapshot it's probably the closest you're gonna get. D-shaped and fire-rated, print your face on a seatpad that is zipped for easy removal and a luxurious 35 mm thick. We print the fabric to order, using a penetration (heyhey) technique which infuses the inks to the fabric fibres, before cutting and sewing (by hand) everything to make the completed face seatpad.

Print your face on a seatpad
Machine washable cover
Zipped for easy removal
Inner pad is 35 mm deep
410 mm x 410 mm
10 edging colour options
D-shaped to fit most chairs
Filled with fire-rated foam

Care instructions

Wash at 30°C / 86°F, low tumble dry heat, hang to dry, do not wring, low heat iron.

Perfect for partners

A face seat pad makes for a glorious gift for your other half. Whether you are making a "because you don't do it often enough" statement or passing on a "so you can even when I'm away for a while" sentiment, print your face on a seatpad for your partner and pass on your fun and filthy thoughts with a cushion for their tush. Imagine the fun you could have; invite the in-laws over for dinner and try to keep a straight face knowing that (not quite literally) you're both sitting on each other's faces throughout.

Colour me tickled

Well, you've got the great gag gift, and the face of your choice ready to go, so now what? Once you've created the pattern for your face seat pad, including any stickers and background colours, this will be printed on the front and back of the D-shaped cushion. You then get to choose from 10 different colours for the edging. Go bold with red, orange, purple, green or blue. Take a more bright approach with yellow or pink, or maybe something a little more subtle to contrast with the in-your-face design and outrageous joke. If so, try black white or grey.